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12 hilarious literal translations of Maltese idioms that give us the giggles
They’re pretty damn funny.

Jillian Mallia

The Maltese language is a unique blend of many other languages combined; a reflection of the many counties that colonised it over centuries. And just like any other language that has its own verbal expressions, so does Maltese - but these ones (and there are way more!) just cannot be translated into any language…and you’ll see why. 

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1. Things that run

Maltese: Affarijiet li jigru

Meaning: These things happen

2. Untie your hair and bring the oil

Maltese: Holl xaghrek u gib iz-zejt

Meaning: Brace yourself!

3. Bad lettuce

Maltese: Hass hazin

Meaning: Someone fainted

4. Don’t cut your heart

Maltese: Taqtax qalbek

Meaning: Don’t give up

5. I come, fall, and get up from you

Maltese: Nigi naqa u nqum minnek

Meaning: I couldn’t care less about you

6. You narrowed me!

Maltese: Dejjaqtni!

Meaning: You annoyed the bejesus out of me

7. Cutting of meat

Maltese: Qtugh ta’ laham

Meaning: Sore muscles

8. Everything come so we go

Maltese: Kollox ejja ha mmorru

Meaning: Shoddy work

9. How much empty are you, say?

Maltese: Kemm int vojt, ghid?

Meaning: A stupid comment

10. With the egg turned round

Maltese: Bil-bajda mdawra

Meaning: Someone is in a bad mood

11. I swallowed a pipe

Maltese: Blajt kanna

Meaning: Something inconvenient happened

12. Mix me so I understand you

Maltese: Hawwadni ha nifhmek

Meaning: A person confused the heck out of you while explaining a situation

Do you have more that are worthy of this list? Let us know!

26th July 2020


Jillian Mallia
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Jillian Mallia
A book lover, writer and globetrotter who loves exploring new places and the local gems that the Maltese Islands have to offer. An avid foodie and arts fanatic, Jillian searches the island and beyond for the perfect settings to write about.

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