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‘Where the hell is Moses?’ Hilarious video rant is what every Maltese person is feeling RN
Accurate AF.

Jillian Mallia

We are so done with this heatwave, and the sweltering heat that is melting away every fibre of our being as soon as we get out of the house – or the shower, even! And this American woman is basically our spirit animal, because honestly, we feel her. 

“I am sitting right next to my air conditioner, right next to it. It is on the lowest temperature, on the highest damn speed. OK?!” she begins… somewhat calmly. Then things get juicy. “What do I need to put this b**ch on – power ranger?” HAH! #Truedat

“I did NOT sign up for this. When I prayed during the winter months, I asked the Lord to make it WARM, I did not say, ‘Lord, please, bring the devil from hell and have him sit his ass crack on earth,” she rants. Yep, we’re feeling her on a spiritual level. “The Lord needs to delegate temperature and weather to somebody else. Where the hell is Moses?!” she continues. GURL, PREACH IT! Jesus, take the wheel. 

Watch the full hilarious video rant here:

10th July 2019


Jillian Mallia
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Jillian Mallia
A book lover, writer and globetrotter who loves exploring new places and the local gems that the Maltese Islands have to offer. An avid foodie and arts fanatic, Jillian searches the island and beyond for the perfect settings to write about.

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