Imagine walking into an establishment, buying whatever it is you’re there for, going to the loo to do your business before you get on with your day, only to find some strange thing in the bathroom that stops you dead in your tracks. This one really requires a #JesusTakeTheWheel.

This is probably what happened to a local dude who found a LIPSTICK STAIN (yes, you read that right), in the bathroom of an establishment in Malta. And honestly, the photo has everyone shook, confused, and quite frankly questioning human sanity as we know it.

While it is humanly possibly to stick your head in a toilet and leave a kiss in the toilet bowl – why on EARTH would you put yourself through that?! #Gross.

While we’ve got no idea how this scenario came to be, we do have our own theories:

1. Some poor person lost a nasty bet.

2. A broke ass person who really did everything to get something he/she wanted.

3. Two people going at it in the bathroom. HARD.

Do you have any idea what’s going on here?

Photographer wished to remain anonymous