We all love visiting our nannas because there’s always gossip to talk about, things to catch up on and something to nibble on from the cake tin. But the kul ha tikber motto really sticks in a Maltese granny’s household. You’ll be stepping out of there stuffed enough to skip dinner, breakfast AND lunch the following day.

1. Just popping in!

You walk in, but make it a point to tell her you’ve just dropped by to say hi and check in. She’s happy to see you and all, accepting the statement. Or does she?

2. The drink

She offers you a drink – water, an ice-cold Kinnie, a whiskey maybe, after you’ve told her what a day you’ve had. You’re parched after the drive over, so yeah, sure.

3. The biscuit

She brings out the bags of biscuits, usually the delicious Mulino Bianco range. You’re spoilt for choice so you have one of each. Oops..

4. The tea (or coffee)

“You’ve got to have something to dip your biscuit in,” she says. So she proceeds to make a coffee for you before you could give her an answer. Too late, the kettle is already boiling.

5. The toast

“Are you eating enough? Ha naghmillek toast!” Off she goes to the bread bin and fridge to grab two slices of Maltese bread, ham, and edam cheese. You’re kinda into it.

6. Nuts

What was meant to be a short visit has now turned into an hour-long nibbling sesh. But you’re still peckish so nannu joins in and hands you the jar of freshly roasted almonds. Uwijja, tnejn biss!

7. Dinner

She invites you to stay over for dinner because now it’s almost that time. You haven’t got any plans yet, so well, why not?

8. THAT comment

Before you leave, she’ll tell you something on the lines of 'you need to watch what you’re eating' or maybe you should try hitting the gym…

Ah, Maltese nannas are the best!