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A collection of the 10 best (& utterly hilarious) street names in Malta
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Jillian Mallia

We know that our locals can get creative with naming kids, houses and street names, but this lot probably takes the cake! In what seemed to be a serious post on Facebook, one user posted a photo with a hilarious street name plaque. But after a while, it was clear that it was all just to take the mickey! Designed by Victor Pulis, here are 10 hilarious street names that poke fun at the Maltese Islands.

1. Misrah il-Kwolitiovlajf

The Quality of Life Square must truly be impressive!

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Victor Pulis / Facebook

2. Triq is-Samer Holidejs

We all love our summer holidays, and this one proves just that.

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Victor Pulis / Facebook

3. Triq il-Miki Maws

Mickey Mouse is the culprit when describing unbelievable situations that go on in society!

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Victor Pulis / Facebook

4. Triq l-er kondixiner

Our best friend during last week’s heatwave: the glorious air conditioner.

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Victor Pulis / Facebook

5. Sqaq il-Hextegg

In this day and age it’s all about the hashtags, honey!

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Victor Pulis / Facebook

6. Pjazzetta Androjt

The age-old question: Android or iOS? Seems like Android won this round.

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Victor Pulis / Facebook

7. Misrah il-Friforoll

‘Free For All’ Square must be quite the jungle!

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Victor Pulis / Facebook

8. Triq il-Blekk Frajdej

The blessed Black Friday sales get super crazy. #Guilty

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Victor Pulis / Facebook

9. Misrah il-Fejk Njus

Fake News! Everything that isn’t agreed upon is justified as fake news nowadays.

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Victor Pulis / Facebook

10. Triq il-Hijt Wejv

After last week’s long-running heatwave, it definitely deserves a street dedicated to it!

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Victor Pulis / Facebook

16th July 2019


Jillian Mallia
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Jillian Mallia
A book lover, writer and globetrotter who loves exploring new places and the local gems that the Maltese Islands have to offer. An avid foodie and arts fanatic, Jillian searches the island and beyond for the perfect settings to write about.

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