1. “Why are the roads so empty?! This is amazing!” – Oh that's because NO ONE is working

2.”It's so much better being inside under an AC than out in this heat” – Yeah, ok.

3. “Sicily, Seychelles, Gozo – Is literally EVERYONE on holiday for #SantaMaria?” That's a fair assumption.

4. “Honestly, I love being in the office when nobody else is around, I get so much work done.” – *crickets, crickets*

5. “Sorry guys, can't make it to your pool day, I'm working :( And no I can't pretend I'm sick to leave early!” – Kudos to your will power.

6. “How long ago was lunch? Is it too early for a snack? Will anyone realise if I fill my flask with wine?” There probably isn’t anyone around TO realise.

7. “This is definitely much better than battling to find a spot at Ghadira – can’t imagine the crowds!” 10 seconds later: “Who am I trying to kid?”

8. “Of course everyone’s so tanned while I’m looking like a character from Frozen. No pigmentation for me at least!” Let it go, let it goooo.