Malta is a friendly place. But, like every place on earth, it has its quirks. There aren't many things that could make a Maltese person cross, pun intended, but here are the top three. Knowing these things will keep your visit from going a little sour. You’re welcome!

Don’t criticise Malta or the Maltese

The Maltese can (and will) wholeheartedly criticise Malta and the Maltese, but don’t you dare to. There’s a fiery patriot inside every Maltese heart that will burn any foreigner who expresses the slightest angst about Maltese affairs. You’ll be told, in no uncertain terms, to “go back to your country!” It's not nice, but there it is. You’ve been warned.

Don’t expect drivers to follow traffic rules

Double parking is apparently allowed in Malta if you switch on your hazard lights, much to dismay of all other road users. So is driving at a snail’s pace on the overtaking side of the double lane. Indicators are either not used at all or used incorrectly. And, especially if you’re a pedestrian, don’t expect everyone to stop at red lights. Take extra care if you’re using a motorcycle or bicycle. And try not to get too frustrated! Complaining, even though you’re perfectly right, will only spark road rage.

Don’t say 'mela' all the time

Yes, the Maltese do say mela all the time, but it is a very well calculated and well placed mela, with all the right intonations for the situation at hand. Mela has several meanings, depending on those two variables. From taking a pause to saying ‘Of course!’, it is an unspeakable detail that foreigners will just never get right. Change the intonation and it just sounds weird. Place it incorrectly and locals will wonder what you mean and why you’re being silly.

Now, go forth, enjoy the Maltese Islands and mingle with the friendly locals. They will treat you like one of their own as long as you don’t do any of the above, and take things with a pinch of salt!